Ten Things I Want to see in Gaming Before I die.

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Gamer Grave1 ) I want to see a Super Mario origins game. How the hell did Mario and Luigi end up in the Mushroom Kingdom? What was he up to before that? These are the questions I want answered. How epic would it be if Miyamoto-san were to tell us how this all started? In case you were wondering, the answering is fan-fucking-tastic. Word.

2 ) I want to see a Legend of Zelda game where you play as Princess Zelda to save Link. We’ve played as Link for 20 plus years and its been, by all means, quite the ride. But what would happen if the Tri-Force of Wisdom had to save the Tri-Force? I would love to see what exactly the Tri-Force of Wisdom can do. Wouldn’t you?

3 ) I want to see a Starship Troopers first person shooter. If you’ve ever had the joy of watching the 1997 film of the same name, you will understand why this FPS would be one hell of a game. Hundreds and hundreds of insects rushing a small platoon of marines with just grenades and an automatic weapon on their planet would make for the most thrilling of LAN parties of all time. With a breakneck combat speed and an unrivaled number of enemy combatants in play at the same time, it would soon become a gaming addiction.

4 ) I want see a Gundam game that doesn’t suck. I mean, come on. Konami gave us Zone of Enders. Why the hell can’t Sunrise give me a less than half ass Gundam game?!? This is too easy. I am such a Gundam fan that I won’t get into this. I will just say, Sunrise better get its shit together. I would even settle for a Gundam: Unicorn game. Maybe…

5 ) Where is my fully 3-D Pokemon? Why this game hasn’t been made yet is beyond me. Pokemon has had all of the core anime components for years now and Nintendo done with it? Nothing. How easy would a 3D Pokemon be? Imagine using your Wii remote to throw Pokeballs. I would kill to run around in an open ended Johto world and catch’em all. Wouldn’t you?

6 ) I already know there was a 3-D Mega Man (i.e Mega Man Legends) but where have they been in the past years? Capcom needs to get off its ass and give me a 3D Mega Man X or Zero so I can p’own the hell out of xenomorphic and quite possibly androgynous renegade robots. Just the way God intended it.

7 ) Where is my Disney Adventures game? The same way Square Enix combined its best selling RPG (Role Playing Game) characters with Disney is the same treatment I would love to see with all of those great 90’s cartoons like ala Rescue Rangers, Duck Tales, Tale Spin, and Darkwing Duck. I remember all of those fantastic cartoons and NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) of old and loving every minute of it. Come on. You still would.

8 ) This may sound strange but I would love to play a game running the Crytec engine where you get to play as a predator. No, I’m not talking the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie predator of sci-fi fame. I’m talking a lion stalking prey on the savanna. Even better would be if you were able to play as different predators in different regions of the world. Hell, it would even be cool if you were able to play as the prey too. Could you imagine being in control a rabbit and being forced to forage as you must worry about an impending predator attack from the air, ground, and sometimes even water!?!

9 ) I know its already been debated and argued but I would truly enjoy a Final Fantasy 7 remake. Sony already teased us with a technical demo a few years ago. Admit it. You would pay whatever Square Enix asked for this game. I mean really. If Cecil Blade paid that much money for the special edition of Gran Turismo 5. Imagine how much he would pay for a Redux of Final Fantasy 7.

10 ) I want a revival of the arcade. I want to see people going through quarters like it will revive our economy. I want to relive my 80’s memories of arcade anarchy. I want to have my paycheck converted to quarters so that I can spend my Saturday’s, not getting laid, but laying the dick down in some Street Fighter. I say call Obama and tell him the only way to save our economy is to revamp the arcade industry. Woo!

The Ninja Legion Podcast – 2010.12.05

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The Ninja Legion is a group of fans dedicated to sharing the voice of the Otaku generation. We cover various anime conventions as well as concerts, cultural festivals and any other events tied to Japanese culture, anime and video games so that we may bring other fans the latest and greatest in Otaku news. We always speak our voice and give honest opinions of everything we take in. Our motto is “For the fans by the fans” and we want the true voice to be heard no corporate agendas or paid endorsements. In this week’s podcast we go over the following:


– Elderly Japanese prisoners
– US, Japan play war games, pisses of China
– Cast Announcement for Sacred Blacksmith
– Funimation’s “You + Me” Holiday Giveaway
– Item of the Week: Jace vs Chandra Manga version
– HCoTW:SDN48 debuts first single & poses for Weekly Playboy
– Hikaru Utada Concert to Be Streamed Worldwide
– Singer vs. Cancer With Anime Jazz Cover CD?
– Live-Action Gantz to Open in U.S. in January
– Takeshi Kitano paints with bicycles
– Nissan LEAF to debut in Japan
– Upcoming Anime Releases
– Summer Wars, Demand it in your city!
– Boobies for the Win! Sekirei Sells Out at Distributor Level!
– Black Butler NYC Screening with Forbidden Planet
– Hayate the Combat Butler Gets Theatrical Anime Film
– Fafner: Heaven and Earth Film Trailer
– Gosick, Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?, Love Live!
– MTG Manga
– Spice and Wolf Light Novel Series to End
– Upcoming Video Game Releases
– Macross Triangle Frontier Game to be Bundled with New Anime

The Ninja Legion Podcast – 2010.11.28

Tony TestermanArchived Shows Leave a Comment



[pro-player type=”MP3″ width=”500″ height=”30″]http://theninjalegion.com/players/podcast/TNL-EP-20101128.mp3[/pro-player]



The Ninja Legion is a group of fans dedicated to sharing the voice of the Otaku generation. We cover various anime conventions as well as concerts, cultural festivals and any other events tied to Japanese culture, anime and video games so that we may bring other fans the latest and greatest in Otaku news. We always speak our voice and give honest opinions of everything we take in. Our motto is “For the fans by the fans” and we want the true voice to be heard no corporate agendas or paid endorsements. In this week’s podcast we go over the following:


– Okinawa vote a test of US-Japan military alliance
– Lucky Star matchmaking party flooded with applications?
– Funimation partnership with Playspan
– Writers, Lawyers Oppose Revised Youth Ordinance Bill
– Hellsing Director passes away
– Campanella Game Theme Singer Mico Yada Passes Away
– What do Darth Vader and Date Masamune have in common?
– One Piece & Nissan Collaborate on Ita-Van, Ads
– NYPD Band Plays Yamato Anime Theme at Macy’s Parade
– Virtual Idol Duo Meaw Make Music Video
– Nana Mizuki, AKB48, L’Arc-en-Ciel in New Year’s Kōhaku
– X Japan Announces New North American Tour in 2011
– Upcoming Anime Releases
– Noir Live-Action
– Voice Actress Ryoka Yuzuki to Release Original Anime
– Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance to be screened in US in January
– Upcoming Video Game Releases
– Ufotable Makes Black Rock Shooter Game’s Anime Footage
– English names announced for Pokemon Black/white Starters
– Spider’s Rant